XANDER in: REAL LIFE QUESTING

Boring everyday trivium made better through the power of imagenation and/or delusion. Feel free to play along at home!

I would quest here.

(Source: darac198, via stalkersstash)

artmonia:

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Cryptozoology by Vladimir Stankovic

Might as well put a price on these and call them WANTED posters.

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sakafai:

OMG! Incredible “extreme” cosplay called Merida by the model Tina Rybakova. Photo by Dasha Kond

 ”I need a bear for my cosplay. You need a what? A bear. 5 years, an exotic pet license, and 15,000 dollars later we get this. Dedication…”

I want a bear animal companion! She must be a pretty high lvl Ranger.

(via calltodisobedience)

secret-alphabet:

Bring on The Worlds End!


One way to end never ending Fridays.

secret-alphabet:

Bring on The Worlds End!

One way to end never ending Fridays.

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adventuretime:

Flooping the Pig
Reddit users MpegEVIL and izsaf have combined forces to come up with a pretty sweet Card Wars game for in real life. MpegEVIL writes:

Okay guys, you asked for it, so here it is.
A few weeks ago, I sat down with /u/izsaf to create a real-life, playable version of Card Wars. If any of you haven’t seen that episode, you should really go watch it because it’s really good.
Our version of the game is played using a deck of playing cards. Naturally, there are no holographic displays or fancy stuff like that. It sort of a traditional fantasy card game.
Not every card used in the episode was included, because either A) it didn’t seem important enough, B) we didn’t have enough unassigned cards, or C) its purpose was unclear, making it difficult to implement.
You can find the instructions here: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B1ZeTnwLw5NEQmhwYk9IMzEydWs/edit. Hopefully they’re clear enough to understand.
If you have any questions or suggestions, you can PM me or /u/izsaf.
Have fun!
Update: /u/biscuitoman has finished his card set and they look AMAZING! You can download the designs here. If you want to print a deck, www.printerstudio.com is probably the best site for that.
I have created a subreddit! /r/CardWars is for anything relating to the game.

Artwork, based on the episode’s original card designs, by biscuitoman.
Thanks to Avory Gonzales for the heads up.

adventuretime:

Flooping the Pig

Reddit users MpegEVIL and izsaf have combined forces to come up with a pretty sweet Card Wars game for in real life. MpegEVIL writes:

Okay guys, you asked for it, so here it is.

A few weeks ago, I sat down with /u/izsaf to create a real-life, playable version of Card Wars. If any of you haven’t seen that episode, you should really go watch it because it’s really good.

Our version of the game is played using a deck of playing cards. Naturally, there are no holographic displays or fancy stuff like that. It sort of a traditional fantasy card game.

Not every card used in the episode was included, because either A) it didn’t seem important enough, B) we didn’t have enough unassigned cards, or C) its purpose was unclear, making it difficult to implement.

You can find the instructions here: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B1ZeTnwLw5NEQmhwYk9IMzEydWs/edit. Hopefully they’re clear enough to understand.

If you have any questions or suggestions, you can PM me or /u/izsaf.

Have fun!

Update: /u/biscuitoman has finished his card set and they look AMAZING! You can download the designs here. If you want to print a deck, www.printerstudio.com is probably the best site for that.

I have created a subreddit! /r/CardWars is for anything relating to the game.

Artwork, based on the episode’s original card designs, by biscuitoman.

Thanks to Avory Gonzales for the heads up.

(Source: adventuretime)

This is one way of dressing up like your favorite righteous character from Adventure Time. Personally I’m choosing the thrift store/barrow my nieces Finn hat approuch. Plus I’m just going to find the rinse out dog-paint/dye/chalk and turn my black lab yellow. And that isn’t an attack on her metal. She’s metal as fuck. Also she already has the stretchy powers. I think a witch cast a never ending growth spell on that puppy or something.

    - X

adventuretime:

Adventure Time Costumes in Time for Halloween

If you’re like us, you desperately want to cosplay Princess Bubblegum but lack the skills beyond stapling together some pink rags. Well, fret no longer! Finn, Jake, PB, Fionna, and Ice King costumes are now available for pre-order now at Spirit Halloween. Read more from Cartoon Network Enterprises:

Cartoon Network Enterprises Partners with Spirit Halloween to Create Exclusive Costumes for Fans of All Ages!

Full Line of Costumes Based on Network’s Smash Hit Adventure Time and Classic Icons The Powerpuff Girls Debut this Month at Spirit Halloween Retail Stores and Online

It’s costume time! Cartoon Network Enterprises (CNE), the licensing and merchandising arm of Cartoon Network, and Spirit Halloween, the country’s leading seasonal Halloween retailer, announced today a yearlong exclusive that will introduce costumes based on two of its most popular franchises to fans of all ages. Fans of the network’s Emmy® Award-nominated, smash hit series Adventure Time can choose from their favorite characters including Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, Ice King and Fionna, available in a range of sizes. Additionally, fans of classic Cartoon Network icons, The Powerpuff Girls can channel their inner Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup with costumes available for adults. The exclusive costumes will be available in all Spirit Halloween retail stores beginning next month and are currently available for preorder online at http://www.spirithalloween.com.

Included in the line of Adventure Time costumes from Spirit Halloween available this fall are:

The Finn Costume, which features the adventure-loving character’s signature bear hat, shirt, pants and backpack, will be available for kids (S-L) and adults (one size fits most) for the suggested retail price of $34.99 and $39.99, respectively.

The Jake the Dog Costume features a one-piece pull-over tunic that embodies Finn’s loveable, shape-shifting canine best bud and can be worn by kids (one size fits most) and adults (one size fits most) for $34.99 and $39.99.

The Princess Bubblegum Costume is a costume fit for royalty of all ages, complete with a dress, pink wig and crown in sizes for both youth (M-XL) and Adult (one size fits most) for $39.99 - $49.99.

The Fionna Costume complete with the fan-favorite, gender-swapped character’s hat, dress, backpack and knee socks, available for adults (S-L) only for $39.99.

The Ice King Costume will be one cool costume for older fans, as the adult costume includes a robe, crown and mask, complete with his highness’ flowing white beard and hair all for the suggested retail price of $49.99.

(Source: adventuretime)

DAILY QUEST:
THE BATTLE AT FULL SINK
In keeping with time honored tradition of experiance grinding this is a never ending fight against evil and stuck on food! Each dish and piece of cutlery is given exp based on difficulty of cleaning. I recommend learning the DAWN spell of Foamy Cleansing and having at least a +2 sponge. Just remember the longer you put off doing the dishes the more EPIC the battle will be!
Tarnished Knife, Spoon and Fork Foot Solders 1 EXP
Caked on Cutlery Undead Cavalry (spatulas, wish etc.)2 EXP
Sauce Splattered Plate Demons 3-5 EXP (depending on size)
Dry Cereal Milk Bowl Goblins 4 EXP
Moldy Coffee Cup Orcs 5 EXP
BOSS FIGHT!!
Burnt on Cheese Lasagna Dish Troll 8 EXP
Ant Infested Brownie Mixing Bowl Dragon 9 EXP
Cast Iron Egg Fried Pan Golem 10 EXP

DAILY QUEST:

THE BATTLE AT FULL SINK

In keeping with time honored tradition of experiance grinding this is a never ending fight against evil and stuck on food! Each dish and piece of cutlery is given exp based on difficulty of cleaning. I recommend learning the DAWN spell of Foamy Cleansing and having at least a +2 sponge. Just remember the longer you put off doing the dishes the more EPIC the battle will be!

Tarnished Knife, Spoon and Fork Foot Solders 1 EXP

Caked on Cutlery Undead Cavalry (spatulas, wish etc.)2 EXP

Sauce Splattered Plate Demons 3-5 EXP (depending on size)

Dry Cereal Milk Bowl Goblins 4 EXP

Moldy Coffee Cup Orcs 5 EXP

BOSS FIGHT!!

Burnt on Cheese Lasagna Dish Troll 8 EXP

Ant Infested Brownie Mixing Bowl Dragon 9 EXP

Cast Iron Egg Fried Pan Golem 10 EXP

QUEST COMPLETED:
ACCESSORIZING AIN’T JUST FOR SHOES AND HANDBAGS
What makes a good gun great? Fun accessories! Nothing says, “… their are many like it, but this one is mine” like customization. So it’s time to pimp your gun! I recommend avoiding putting a TV in it though.
(If you do not yet own a firearm, WHAT’RE YOU WAITING FOR?! The Canadians to invade? Go be an American and work that 2nd amendment) 
REWARD:
125 EXP +2 Agility +10 Hit Rating +5 Manliness 
All accessories on this Mossberg 500 were purchased on amazon.com and installed at home in about an hour. They include an ATI fold over stock with 5 shell holder, Mossberg heat shield, and a Nero light (white, green, laser pointer, strobe) with quick release mount. There is also a single point tactical sling, S&W bayonet and a fiber optic front site but that does require professional installation.

QUEST COMPLETED:

ACCESSORIZING AIN’T JUST FOR SHOES AND HANDBAGS

What makes a good gun great? Fun accessories! Nothing says, “… their are many like it, but this one is mine” like customization. So it’s time to pimp your gun! I recommend avoiding putting a TV in it though.

(If you do not yet own a firearm, WHAT’RE YOU WAITING FOR?! The Canadians to invade? Go be an American and work that 2nd amendment)

REWARD:

125 EXP +2 Agility +10 Hit Rating +5 Manliness 

All accessories on this Mossberg 500 were purchased on amazon.com and installed at home in about an hour. They include an ATI fold over stock with 5 shell holder, Mossberg heat shield, and a Nero light (white, green, laser pointer, strobe) with quick release mount. There is also a single point tactical sling, S&W bayonet and a fiber optic front site but that does require professional installation.

QUEST ACCEPTED:
CHECKMATE, GRANDMOTHER FUCKER!
The game of chess orginated in NW India in the 6th centery (according to Wikipedia) and is based on military strategy. The bishops used to be elefants! I stopped reading after that. This is a game intilect, sofistication, cunning and generally old people. You know why? Cause old people are smart as shit! They’ve been around a long time and have picked up a few tricks along the way. That’s why it’s time for the student to become the master! This quest differs depending on the difficulty level you are at. Choose the appropriate option below. 
A) If you’ve never played chess before: Find someone to teach you how to play. Then continue to practice both with them and other people. Continue your training until you are able to beat the person who orginally taught you. Vader vs Obi Won style!
B) If you already know how to play but haven’t mastered it: Start asking your friends if they know how to play, find a chess video game such as the ‘98 classic Battle Chess by Interplay. True pixilated strategic violence at it’s zenith. Or download an app on your smart phone and find out which one of you is really smart! Continue your training until you are able to beat a random old person (white hair is a requirement, salt and pepper is acceptiable depending the on amount laugh lines and ear hair). These sort of random encounters often occur in parks, libraries Pioneer Court House Square. Take their king, and with it their power! Their can be only one!
C) You’ve already conqured all comers including the recreational elderly (or are elderly yourself) and what does one do when there is no mountains left to climb? Make your own damn mountain! That’s right it’s time to take on a padawon of your very own to feed and walk and clean up after… or maybe just teach them to play chess. It’ll be your job to pour all of your great wisdom and experiance into your new vessel and train them to the point where they are finally able to beat you (without letting them). Thus completing the circle. The ciIIRcle.. oOof liIIife!
REWARD:
175 EXP. The shirt seen above. Which is +19 Nerdiness +2 Sexterity 
(if you ordered it from teefury.com… today… within the next hour and 8 minutes)
      (BASED ON WHICH SUB-QUEST COMPLETED)A) +2 Intelligence -1 Strength +10 Nerdiness -10 Jockiness 
B)  +1 Intelligence +1 Wisdom -1 Strength +10 Nerdiness -10 Jockiness
C)  +2 Wisdom -1 Strength +10 Nerdiness -10 Jockiness

QUEST ACCEPTED:

CHECKMATE, GRANDMOTHER FUCKER!


The game of chess orginated in NW India in the 6th centery (according to Wikipedia) and is based on military strategy. The bishops used to be elefants! I stopped reading after that. This is a game intilect, sofistication, cunning and generally old people. You know why? Cause old people are smart as shit! They’ve been around a long time and have picked up a few tricks along the way. That’s why it’s time for the student to become the master! This quest differs depending on the difficulty level you are at. Choose the appropriate option below. 

A) If you’ve never played chess before: Find someone to teach you how to play. Then continue to practice both with them and other people. Continue your training until you are able to beat the person who orginally taught you. Vader vs Obi Won style!

B) If you already know how to play but haven’t mastered it: Start asking your friends if they know how to play, find a chess video game such as the ‘98 classic Battle Chess by Interplay. True pixilated strategic violence at it’s zenith. Or download an app on your smart phone and find out which one of you is really smart! Continue your training until you are able to beat a random old person (white hair is a requirement, salt and pepper is acceptiable depending the on amount laugh lines and ear hair). These sort of random encounters often occur in parks, libraries Pioneer Court House Square. Take their king, and with it their power! Their can be only one!

C) You’ve already conqured all comers including the recreational elderly (or are elderly yourself) and what does one do when there is no mountains left to climb? Make your own damn mountain! That’s right it’s time to take on a padawon of your very own to feed and walk and clean up after… or maybe just teach them to play chess. It’ll be your job to pour all of your great wisdom and experiance into your new vessel and train them to the point where they are finally able to beat you (without letting them). Thus completing the circle. The ciIIRcle.. oOof liIIife!

REWARD:

175 EXP. The shirt seen above. Which is +19 Nerdiness +2 Sexterity 

(if you ordered it from teefury.com… today… within the next hour and 8 minutes)

      (BASED ON WHICH SUB-QUEST COMPLETED)
A) +2 Intelligence -1 Strength +10 Nerdiness -10 Jockiness 

B)  +1 Intelligence +1 Wisdom -1 Strength +10 Nerdiness -10 Jockiness

C)  +2 Wisdom -1 Strength +10 Nerdiness -10 Jockiness